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[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.
you took this from a fault in our stars augustus does the same thing only with a cigarette ok ok
i don’t know what you’re talking about this is an excerpt from my upcoming 100% original novel “the fart in our stalls”
whenever i’m like ‘that girl is beautiful’ ppl are always like ‘well you’re beautiful too!’ like … i’m not jealous i’m just gay? relax?
(Source: fminsus9)